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Alastair Taylor's List

  1. "And like that...he's gone!" (Kevin Spacey) - The Usual Suspects
  2. "Now imagine she's white" (Matthew McConaughey) - A Time To Kill
  3. "Everybody be cool...YOU be cool" (George Clooney) - From Dusk Til Dawn
  4. "They're heeere" (Heather O'Rourke) - Poltergeist
  5. "We're gonna need a bigger boat" (Roy Scheider) - Jaws
  6. "They all float down here" (Tim Curry) - IT
  7. "I am bery, bery sneaky sir!" (John Turturro) - Mr. Deeds
  8. "It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you" (Robert Davi) - Showgirls
  9. Elliot Wilhelm: "When are you going to call me?"
    Chili Palmer: "When your phone rings" (The Rock & John Travolta) - Be Cool
  10. "I know you're gonna be missing me when you've got that big..white..wrinkly body on top of ya, with his loose..skin and..old...balls. Gross!" (Adam Sandler) - Big Daddy

Mike Letts' List

  1. "Get away from her you bitch!" (Sigourney Weaver) - Aliens
  2. "Don't call me Shirley" (Leslie Nielsen) - Airplane
  3. "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" (Michael Caine) - The Italian Job
  4. "I am your father" (James Earl Jones) - The Empire Strikes Back
  5. "Ey you guys!" (John Mafuszak) - The Goonies
  6. "I'm interested in her because she sleeps above her covers...4" above her covers" (Bill Murray) - Ghostbusters
  7. "You're damn right I ordered the Code Red!" (Jack Nicholson) - A Few Good Men
  8. "I know Kung Fu" (Keanu Reeves) - The Matrix
  9. "I'm not a chicken drum-stick Gerald!" (Mark Addy) - The Full Monty
  10. "The name's Murphy" (Peter Weller) - RoboCop

Ben Calderbank's List

  1. "Say hello to my little friend!" (Al Pacino) - Scarface
  2. "Here's Johnny!" (Jack Nicholson) - The Shining
  3. "If she were president she'd be Baberaham Lincoln!" (Dana Carvey) - Wayne's World
  4. Mitzi: "Well, ever since I was a lad I've had this dream, a dream that I now, finally, have a chance to fulfill.
    Bernadette: And that is?
    Mitzi: To travel to the centre of Australia, climb King's Canyon (as a queen) in a full length Gaultier sequin, heels and a tiara.
    Bernadette: "Great, that's just what this country needs, a cock in a frock on a rock" (Hugo Weaving & Terence Stamp) - Adventures of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert
  5. "If I wore pants like that I'd kick my own ass" (Adam Sandler) - Happy Gilmore
  6. "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy" (Terry Jones) - Life Of Brian
  7. "Adrian, Adriannnn, Adriannnnnnnnn" (Sylvester Stallone) - Rocky
  8. "You're a wizard, Harry" (Robbie Coltrane) - Harry & The Philosopher's Stone
  9. Dr. Everett Von Scott: "Janet!" Janet Weiss: "Dr. Scott!"
    Brad Majors: "Janet!" Janet Weiss: "Brad!"
    Doctor Frank-N-Furter: "Rocky!" [Rocky grunts]
    Dr. Everett Von Scott: "Janet!" Janet Weiss: "Dr. Scott!"
    Brad Majors: "Janet!" Janet Weiss: "Brad!"
    Doctor Frank-N-Furter: "Rocky!" (Jonathan Adams, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick & Tim Curry) - The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  10. Doc: "Marty, you gotta come back with me!"
    Marty: "Where?"
    Doc: "Back to the future!" (Michael J. Fox & Christopher Lloyd) - Back to the Future

Matt Tipton's List

  1. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." (Rutger Hauer) - Bladerunner
  2. "We're on a mission from God" (Dan Akroyd) - Blues Brothers
  3. "I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp." (Darren Morfitt) - Dog Soldiers
  4. "Alright bub, your fucking head is coming right off" () - M*A*S*H
  5. Sue: "That croc was going to eat me alive"
    Mick: "Oh, I wouldn't hold that aginst him. Thought crossed my mind once or twice." (Linda Kozlowski & Paul Hogan) - Crocodile Dundee
  6. Shooter McGavin: "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
    Happy Gilmore: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!" (Christopher McDonald & Adam Sandler) - Happy Gilmore
  7. Spence: "You worried about saving your own skin?"
    Sam: "Yeah, I am. It covers my body" (Sean Bean & Robert De Niro) - Ronin
  8. "Michael O'Sullivan was my great friend. But I don't ever remember telling him that. The words that are spoken at a funeral are spoken too late for the man who is dead. What a wonderful thing it would be to visit your own funeral. To sit at the front and hear what was said, maybe say a few things yourself. Michael and I grew old together. But at times, when we laughed, we grew young. If he was here now, if he could hear what I say, I'd congratulate him on being a great man, and thank him for being a friend." (Ian Bannen) - Waking Ned
  9. "It's been emotional" ( Vinnie Jones) - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
  10. "I'm here to do two things: Kick ass and chew gum. And I'm all out of gum." (Roddy Piper) - They Live

Brian Johnston's List

  1. Dr. Ben Sobel: "Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother"
    Boss Paul Vitti: "F*ckin' Greeks!" (Billy Crystal & Robert De Niro) - Analyse This
  2. Susan: "A real woman could stop you from drinking."
    Arthur: "It'd have to be a real BIG woman!" (Jill Eikenberry & Dudley Moore) - Arthur
  3. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking" (Lloyd Bridges) - Airplane
  4. "I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter." (Jack Starrett) - Blazing Saddles
  5. "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" (Terry Jones) - Life of Brian
  6. Archie: "How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"
    Otto: You are the vulgarian, you f*ck." (John Cleese & Kevin Kline) - A Fish Called Wanda
  7. "Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" (John Belushi) - Animal House
  8. Simon Bishop: "I Love you, Melvin"
    Melvin: I tell you buddy, I'd be the luckiest man alive if that's what did it for me." (Greg Kinnear & Jack Nicholson) - As Good As It Gets
  9. "You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history." (Robin Williams) - Good Morning Vietnam
  10. Peter La Fleur: "Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament.
    White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances.
    Peter La Fleur: I know. I just said that.
    White Goodman: I know you just said that.
    Peter La Fleur: I'm not sure where you're going with this.
    White Goodman: I'm not sure where you're going with this.
    Peter La Fleur: That's what I said.
    White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to you.
    Peter La Fleur: All right.
    White Goodman: Touché." (Vince Vaughn & Ben Stiller) - Dodgeball

Craig Williams' List

  1. "Show me the money!" (Tom Cruise) - Jerry Maguire
  2. "Mine, mine, mine" (Various) - Finding Nemo
  3. "Hello Clarice" (Anthony Hopkins) - Silence Of The Lambs
  4. "You can't handle the truth!" (Jack Nicholson) - A Few Good Men
  5. "I don't want to be a pie, I don't like gravy" (Jane Horrocks) - Chicken Run
  6. Derice: "Sanka, you dead man?
    Sanka:"Yeah Man" (Leon Robinson & Doug E. Doug) - Cool Runnings
  7. "She's a M.I.L.F. (Mom I'd like to fuck)" (?) - American Pie
  8. "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" (Tom Hanks) - Forrest Gump
  9. "Good Morning Vietnam" (Robin Williams) - Good Morning Vietnam
  10. "Luke, I am your father" (James Earl Jones) - Empire Strikes Back

Danny Donnelly's List

  1. "Hey Mickey, go home and get your fucking shine box!" (Frank Vincent) - Goodfellas
  2. "You..." (Robert De Niro) - Analyze This
  3. "Fuck the napkin" (Tony Hendra) - This Is Spinal Tap
  4. "I was a Mer-Man" (Ben Stiller) - Zoolander
  5. "Brother I will take you down" (Al Pacino) - Heat
  6. "First you get the power, then you get the money, then you get the women" (Al Pacino) - Scarface
  7. "We are not going to die today" (Samuel L. Jackson) - Deep Blue Sea
  8. "I assure you officer I have only had a few light ales" (Richard E. Grant) - Withnail and I
  9. "Wake up... time to die" (Rutger Hauer) - Blade Runner
  10. "We had to apologise to them with our set... they were still boo-ing him when we were still on" (Harry Shearer) - This Is Spinal Tap

Donna Benzie's List

  1. "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" (Michael Caine) - The Italian Job
  2. "You're damn right I ordered the code red!" (Jack Nicholson) - A Few Good Men
  3. "I feel the need, the need for speed" (Tom Cruise & Anthony Edwards) - Top Gun
  4. "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" (Tom Hanks) - Forrest Gump
  5. "Nobody puts Baby in the corner" (Patrick Swayze) - Dirty Dancing
  6. "You just did an incredibly brave thing! What you should have done was land your plane. You don't own that plane, the taxpayers do. Son, your ego's writing cheques your body can't cash" (James Tolkan) - Top Gun
  7. Carole: "Take me to bed or lose me forever"
    Goose: "Show me the way home, honey!" (Meg Ryan & Anthony Edwards) - Top Gun
  8. "To infinity and beyond" (Tom Hanks) - Toy Story
  9. "Wise men say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza" (Michael Sisti) - Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles
  10. "Tell him if he comes back here I'll paint paradise square with his blood" (Daniel Day Lewis) - Gangs Of New York

Andrew Wibberley's List

  1. Mary Poppins: "First of all I would like to make one thing perfectly clear."
    Mr. Banks: "Yes?"
    Mary Poppins: "I never explain anything!" (Julie Andrews & David Tomlinson) - Mary Poppins
  2. "It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache!" (Tim Curry) - The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  3. "Where's the commode in this dungeon?...I gotta take a squirt." (Steve Buscemi) - Reservoir Dogs
  4. "That's not a knife...THIS is a knife!" (Paul Hogan) - Crocodile Dundee
  5. "Frying Tonight!!!!!!" (Kenneth Williams) - Carry On Screaming
  6. "Wwwelease Wwwodger!" (Michael Palin) - Life Of Brian
  7. "Heeeeeeere's Johnny!!" (Jack Nicholson) - The Shining
  8. "Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement." (Clint Eastwood) - Dirty Harry
  9. "Zed's dead baby...Zed's dead." (Bruce Willis) - Pulp Fiction
  10. "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will KNOW my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!!!!" (Samuel L. Jackson) - Pulp Fiction

David Webber's List

  1. "Stop underplaying, I can't hear you" (Cary Grant) - Arsenic & Old Lace
  2. "What does an actor want with a conscience anyway?" (Cliff Edwards) - Pinocchio
  3. "You have caused me a lot of pain. I don't like you very much!" (Arnold Schwarzenegger) - Last Action Hero
  4. "Plot exposition, it's got to go somewhere." (Diana Rigg) - The Great Muppet Caper
  5. "That's too cerebral! I want a movie, not a film!" (Eddie Murphy) - Bowfinger
  6. "What a piece of junk!" (Mark Hamill) - Star Wars
  7. "You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity. Farewell." (Tim Allen) - Toy Story
  8. "This has been a nerve-shattering experience for me sir. I'd like to go home." (Richard Pryor) - Silver Streak
  9. "Mr. Sylvester Stallone did not get where he is today by playing Jane Austen!" (John Cleese) - Fierce Creatures
  10. "What an unbelievable coincidence!" (Frank Oz) - The Great Muppet Caper

Mark Mullen's List

  1. "You gotta ask yourself one question: 'Do i feel lucky?'. Well do ya? Punk!" (Clint Eastwood) - Dirty Harry
  2. "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok. Huh?" (Robert De Niro) - Taxi Driver
  3. "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." (Russell Crowe) - Gladiator
  4. "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." (Samuel L. Jackson) - Pulp Fiction
  5. "Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead Nigger Storage'?" (Quentin Tarantino) - Pulp Fiction
  6. "You shoot me in a dream and you better wake up and apologise!" (Harvey Keitel) - Pulp Fiction
  7. "Hang on lads, I've got an idea." (Michael Caine) - The Italian Job
  8. "Yipekaya mother-f*cka!" (Bruce Willis) - Die Hard
  9. "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" (Terry Jones) - Life Of Brian
  10. "Show me the money!" (Cuba Gooding Jr.) - Jerry Maguire

Clare Woodland's List

  1. "The greatest thing the devil ever did was convince the world he didn't exist" (Kevin Spacey) - The Usual Suspects
  2. "I would stay asleep my whole life if I could dream myself in to a company of players" (Gwyneth Paltrow) - Shakespeare In Love
  3. "Big mistake. Big...Huge" (Julia Roberts) - Pretty Woman
  4. "I don't know why men lie. They just do...Men lie" (Madonna) - Body of Evidence
  5. "Me? I'm scared of everything! I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you!" (Jennifer Grey) - Dirty Dancing
  6. "I bet you did you dirty bitch" (Hugh Grant) - Bridget Jones' Diary
  7. "How sexy am I now?" (Juliette Lewis) - Natural Born Killers
  8. "Men and women can't be friends...the sex part always gets in the way..." (Billy Crystal) - When Harry Met Sally
  9. "Look at this morose motherfucker right here" (Jason Mewes) - Chasing Amy
  10. "Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?" (Adam Sandler) - Happy Gilmore


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