Alastair Taylor's List
- Tim: "Well, no hard feelings then"
Dwayne: "You shot me in the bollocks Tim" Tim: "Yeah as I said...No hard feelings" - Spaced
- "You! Cake or death?"
"Err..cake please" "Well we're all out of cake. We only had 3 bits and we didn't expect such a rush." "So my choice is: or death?" - Eddie Izzard - Dress To Kill
- Giles: "I always have a jelly. I'm always the one that says 'Let's have a jelly in the mix.'"
Willow: "We're sorry. Buffy had three!" - Buffy The Vampire Slayer
- Ted: "He does make exceedingly good cakes!" - The Fast Show
- Daisy: "Hey crazy wicked naked girl with no nipples...what are you doin' here? Cover yourself up love, cover yourself up" - Spaced
- "What is it Sebastian? I'm arranging matches" - Eddie Izzard - Dress to Kill
- Spike: "Bloody hell....sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks...oh god, I'm English!" - Buffy The Vampire Slayer
- Tim Bisley: "Skip to the end" - Spaced
- Tim Bisley: "Don't let them dress you up like a giant cock!"
Mike Watt: "I had to dress up as an elderly Israeli woman once"
Tim Bisley: "Did you?"
Mike Watt: "I didn't HAVE to" - Spaced
- Tim Bisley: "Oh my god....I've got some f*cking Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket!" - Spaced
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Mike Letts' List
- Homer Simpson: "I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy, aren't you TV?" - The Simpsons
- Rachel: "No Joey it's unisex"
Joey: "Maybe you need sex. I had sex last night" - Friends
- Cat: "So this is really me?! A no-style gimbo, with teeth that druids could use as a place of worship" - Red Dwarf
- Rimmer: "Step up to Red Alert!"
Kryten: "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb. - Red Dwarf
- Kryten: "You're a total smeeeh heeeh" - Red Dwarf
- Ross: "Joey, homosapiens are human beings"
Joey: "Hey I'm not judging!" - Friends
- Peter: "You guys make like siamese twins and split... and then one of you die later" - Family Guy
- Dr. Cox: "Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't "see ya", then the third word will be "Oh my god my crotch, you've punched me in my crotch"" - Scrubs
- Frank Drebin: "Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to keep on my toes" - Police Squad
- Dr. Cox: "I know I'm supposed to be Dr. Give-A-Crap, but you wanna hear the God's honest truth? And this is a fact: You are what you eat. And you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn't ya? " - Scrubs
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